So… here we are. After a break-up so messy it could qualify as a natural disaster, I’ve somehow decided starting a blog is the next logical step. Could be therapeutic, could be delusional — but here we are anyway. Mum said it might “help me process things,” which is exactly the kind of vague advice she gives right before dropping a bombshell like “you should freeze your eggs.” But fine, Mum. I’m writing. And, look, I may as well admit the obvious: in a moment of heartbreak-in